Sunday, November 29, 2009

Coisas que não me permitem ter uma noite inteira sossegada a roncar como um abade.

Pronto, para quem não leu, revelo aqui que a Bella e o Sparkly têm um rebento, no desenrolar do quarto livro.

Ok, nada mau.

Mas quando li pela primeira vez, com um espasmo de incredulidade a ressoar-me pelo cérebro fora (quiçá algo oco, devo confessar...), a graça esolhida para a little criancinha, só me vinha à cabeça este icon que encontrei há séculos nas minhas pesquisas para as fan fictions do Harry Potter.
(É que Albus Severus é o nome do segundo filho do Harry e da Ginny. Também não sabiam desta e estavam à espera do sétimo filme? Opsi...)

Quando cheguei à parte em que a autora refere o nickname que dão, propriamente, à dita little criancinha, eu via as coisas, sem acreditar, encaminhar-se a passos largos para uma única hipótese tão má - mas TÃO MÁ!! - que eu tinha a certeza que não queria ver, que NÃO PODIA!! ser verdade.

Mas era.

O nickname da infanta, no livro... é Nessie.

E quem lha deu, carinhosamente?

O parvo do lobo!

Jacob, filho, eu até estava a torcer por ti, mas estas cenas parvas não ajudam!

Nessie, porra!!! Mas que m&rdª!!!!

Tanto jeitinho que a autora teve a escolher o nome das outras personagens todas!!! E vem-me estragar o arranjo com esta... caca!!!!

Ainda nem acredito!

Mas é verdade!!

E é mesmo mau...

E sim, continuo a ler o livro... apesar de ter um monte enorme de coisitas parvas para pintar para os bulletin boards dos putos, e isso... mas ler e pintar números e joaninhas e lagartas e caracóis e native americans e pilgrims... não dá, pah, não dá...

13 comments:

Miguel said...

Eu (orgulhosamente!) não li nada da saga Twilight! E depois disto não me parece que vá ler...

marta said...

Eu sou da geração que venera Bram Stoker e Anne Rice, e fugia desta cena como o Drácula verdadeiro fugia do alho! Pelo menos o do filme do Polanski! Mas isto apega-se cá de uma maneira! Já nem digo nada!

Mas tem cenas que são mesmo uma caca!

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